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Jazz is Dead Bottle Opener
$10.00
Side A is over. The record's played out. Someone reaches for the bottle. This is that moment, built for the ritual. Every great record ever pressed was eventually listened to in a room where someone had a drink in hand and nowhere to be. The Jazz Is Dead bottle opener isn't a party trick. It's a philosophy tool. Open something. Let it breathe.
7in coated bottle opener. Hand wash only.